Yeah, I’m sure you like that title, huh, pervs? Listen, no one wants to touch you — anywhere. Damn you, pervs. I am so angry right now. This may get rant-y, because nothing makes me angrier than child pornography.
OK, I probably need to slow down and try to make some sense. Search terms are the best, right? It’s really funny/weird/interesting to see what nutty things people search for and (somehow) make it here? Well, usually, yes. Next week my month would be up and I would try to make sense of the latest random searches, but I am here early, angry. Why? Because I am naive and I underestimate the skeeviness of perverts.
Damn, I still need to try to make sense. A few weeks ago I posted some advice for the many moms-to-be that I know. I included what I thought were some humourous and innocent pictures of my son. I have since removed the picture of him sleeping with his hands down his pants because (GROSS!) so many icky pervs are searching for children’s penises. You weren’t gonna get that here anyway, Predator Peter, but that innocent picture has been removed in case you find it arousing. And all of this makes me feel completely ill. I’m a grown woman, who can more or less handle her pervs, but CHILDREN? Damn you, pervs, LEAVE THE CHILDREN ALONE!
Ugh, pervs, go befriend a politician or other cell phone-wielding celebrity. They seem perfectly willing and eager to snap and send penis shots a-go-go. Oh, right, it wouldn’t be arousing if they were legal or consensual.
I think that may conclude this rant. This has kind of been the worst week ever, and the pervs just had to top it off with some major icky guilt-trip horribleness. Momma Bear standing down…
Oooooooh girl that is awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know, right? I was so angry I couldn’t really make sense…
I was going to click “like” but I don’t like this at all. I like YOU and I like your BLOG but I do not like this at all. People are repulsive.
I don’t even post the grossest searches on my blog every month. They’re too gross to repost.
If anyone searches for further ick relating to your amazing son I will GO TO THEIR HOME and I will perform hurtful acts upon their person. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED WEIRDOS.
Hope your week’s getting better. All the love being sent your way!
Thank you so much. I am planning a walk in the woods today to remind me of the beauty in the world again.
And, somehow, it does make me feel better that you don’t even mention your grossest searches. I just forget/don’t want to be reminded of that ick in the world.