Monthly Archives: February 2012

Hand Forced By Pervs

Posted on February 25, 2012 by

Yeah, I’m sure you like that title, huh, pervs? Listen, no one wants to touch you — anywhere. Damn you, pervs. I am so angry right now. This may get rant-y, because nothing makes me angrier than child pornography. OK, … Continue reading →

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Interpretive Dance: Gone Daddy Gone

Posted on February 18, 2012 by

Do you ever have the sense (the futile, futile sense) that you are a square peg trying to cram yourself into a round hole? I know I am not alone here. There are millions of us off-kilter people trying to … Continue reading →

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Baby Love

Posted on February 12, 2012 by

Wow. This week I realized that I know about 400 currently pregnant women, some of whom are my best friends, and others are relatives. So, of course, these ladies must be clamoring for my stellar parenting advice. You’re welcome! (I’m going … Continue reading →

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Heather Graham Versus Mutant Feet!

Posted on February 3, 2012 by

Yes! This month’s search terms were enlivened by the confession of my genetic anomaly. Now most people are coming here to look at my feet or to see Heather Graham in Twin Peaks.  I imagine this battle to be of the … Continue reading →

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