Monthly Archives: December 2011

‘Bible Executed’ and Other Headlines

Last month I told you about a local man whose hand was cut off with a samurai sword. I am a sucker for weird news stories. Unfortunately Arizona, and much of everywhere, hasn’t had a lot of inappropriately funny news lately. And … Continue reading

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A Seven-Year-Old’s Top Three Songs of 2011

First of all, I have to let you know that this post is 100% stolen from inspired by my real-life friend over at lucysfootball. (Yeah, I’m totally a jerky name-dropper in the hopes that I can be famous by association.) … Continue reading

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Guilty Pleasure Cinematic Retellings

Maybe there are some who would argue that updated movie versions of classic literature are misguided at best and abominations at worst. To me, they are the best in guilty pleasure joy. And maybe even inspire people to read the … Continue reading

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Son for the Win

It has come to my attention (as it often does) that my intensity is often misunderstood. If you are concerned that I am about to jump off of a bridge or are simply annoyed by my (perceived) Christmas bashing, let … Continue reading

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Do they know it’s Christmas?

Every year I attempt to de-Scrooge myself for the sake of my son. And every year I mostly fail. My Christmas spirit is especially lacking this week as I have walked to work in 3 degree (Farenheit) weather and my … Continue reading

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Blood Into Wine

I am a sucker for a good underdog story. And documentary Blood Into Wine is about an underdog if multi-platinum musician Maynard James Keenan (Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer) can be characterized as such. Well, maybe not as a musician, but … Continue reading

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Total Eclipse of the Moon

I woke up at ~6:20 AZ time, just in time to catch most of the total lunar eclipse for December 10, 2011. I don’t have the best camera to capture it fully, but I hope you enjoy nonetheless. I feel … Continue reading

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The Sun and the Moon Wed

Nine years and two months ago the sun and the moon collided on their first date. Nine years ago today they were wed. Seven years and a few months ago the sun and the moon created a star who shone … Continue reading

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This Month’s Authority on Crafting and Twin Peaks

Oh, search terms, you are the best! Based on my search terms this month y’all LOVE you some Heather Graham and you’re really stoked about crafting. I may have been a little helpful. A little bit… If I had know … Continue reading

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