Monthly Archives: September 2011

For the Love of Documentaries…

Posted on September 29, 2011 by

I am a ball of shoulder pain and rage today, but that is the antithesis of rainbowkittenhappiness. Some Kettle brand tortilla chips, El Pato and my love of documentaries will make it all better. I watch very little TV on … Continue reading →

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For the Love of Gaia

Posted on September 24, 2011 by

I have been so encouraged. Since I decided to revamp this in favor of positive things, I have had a flood of ideas, many of which wanted to be heard today. Laziness won out, so a list I will bring … Continue reading →

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Ch-ch-ch-changes

Posted on September 21, 2011 by

It may be about to get all schmaltzy up in here. If it hasn’t been already. For the 2-4 of you who don’t know me personally, you are not aware that my work life is about to be shaken like a … Continue reading →

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Please Be My Sister-Wife, Tina Fey

Posted on September 18, 2011 by

Friday was a momentous day. I finally picked up my library copy of Tina Fey’s Bossypants. A couple of months ago I was number 15 in line, and, finally, it was my turn! Even before I finished the introduction, I … Continue reading →

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More Fun with Search Terms

Posted on September 16, 2011 by

About 3 weeks ago, I brought you my first search term post. I made a concerted effort try to wait a whole month, but every few days someone Googles something random, and a few of them end up here. It … Continue reading →

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Twofor: Intensiosity and Equipped With Pervdar

Posted on September 9, 2011 by

These two ideas have been doing battle in my head all week–they will not be ignored! I am hopeful that once they are purged other ideas will be allowed a say… Let’s start by examining this picture, shall we? What can … Continue reading →

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Congratulations! You are the proud owner of a brand-spankin’* new secretary!

Posted on September 2, 2011 by

2011/12 Secretary XJ27 Model User’s Guide (For ease we will use “secretary” to refer to any other office assistant term you may use.) We at Unintentional Masochist Suppliers (UMS), thank you for your purchase. We know that you have choices when … Continue reading →

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